Introducing our unique "Complaints Department Grenade Desk Ornament" - a quirky addition to your workspace that's bound to ignite some chuckles! Crafted with precision, this 1:1 scale hand grenade is securely mounted on a custom oak plinth.
 
Engraved with the cheeky message "Complaints Department - Please Take a Number," and featuring a number "1" attached to the grenade pin, it's a humorous way to handle those workplace grievances. Make a statement on your office desk, or surprise a colleague with this playful conversation starter. Because sometimes, laughter is the best solution to any complaint!